(Formerly Adventures In Typewriterdom)
even off the grid you're distracted by a web crawler!
Funny. I'd have packed it up after the first one, maybe.(It may seem rude to point out the *one* tiny typo, but it was so unintentionally funny, I have to say: I'd love to see that forest of tiny "pint" trees. I'm picturing some awesomely tiny bonzai forest...)
Oops, I mean pine haha!
If I discovered a spider crawling up my leg while typing, chances are I'd have a major panic attack. I am severely arachnophobic!